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  • I Pretend (Beverage Choice) Helps, But I'm Still a Bitch Etched Stemless Wine Glass
  • I Pretend (Beverage Choice) Helps, But I'm Still a Bitch Etched Stemless Wine Glass
  • I Pretend (Beverage Choice) Helps, But I'm Still a Bitch Etched Stemless Wine Glass
  • I Pretend (Beverage Choice) Helps, But I'm Still a Bitch Etched Stemless Wine Glass
  • I Pretend (Beverage Choice) Helps, But I'm Still a Bitch Etched Stemless Wine Glass
  • I Pretend (Beverage Choice) Helps, But I'm Still a Bitch Etched Stemless Wine Glass
  • I Pretend (Beverage Choice) Helps, But I'm Still a Bitch Etched Stemless Wine Glass
  • I Pretend (Beverage Choice) Helps, But I'm Still a Bitch Etched Stemless Wine Glass
  • I Pretend (Beverage Choice) Helps, But I'm Still a Bitch Etched Stemless Wine Glass

I Pretend (Beverage Choice) Helps, But I'm Still a Bitch Etched Stemless Wine Glass


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  • Design is deeply sand etched by hand
  • Dishwasher safe
  • All items are made to order
  • Made and decorated in the USA

Description

You may Pretend that Wine, Beer, Vodka, or whatever beverage you choose helps, but let's be real. These cool, etched glasses will make a fun statement when hanging with friends and family.

Customize your glass with the beverage of your choosing up to 8 characters. Each glass is made and individually decorated by hand in the USA. Stemless Wine (21oz), Rocks Glass (14oz), Beer Can Glass (16oz) and Wine Glass (19oz) are available. All four glass styles are versatile enough for serving a multitude of beverages. The design is permanently sand blasted on to the surface and will not fade or wash away.


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